May 01, 2007

I'll Protect You From the Jungle Beasts



Dear Rosie Beaucoup,
Sometimes? At night? My doll scares me. Do you think I'm afraid of the dark?
Signed,
Anonymous Little Girl
Rosie Beaucoup replies:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It is not the darkness you need fear. It's the things that go bump in the night. And, by the way, why does Movita call him Grasshopper?? Anyone can see that this is the Wolf Man!

1 comment:

Chip said...

Geez, that's a cutie!

Also, I consider myself a wolf-man in grasshopper's clothing.

Also, I rarely go bump in the night these days due to low libido and frequent inadequacies.

Ta!
-Grasshopper.