Artists' Retreat is pleased to announce the appointment of the Director of the Kayaking Program that is offered as part of the Artists' Retreat 2007. Miss Movita, an experienced kayaker, and Fun Coordinator Absolute, will organize the kayaking sessions each week. Her qualifications are extensive. She has been kayaking once and did not fall out. Her clothes are always really, really cute - even during this type of activity. She always wears sunglasses and sunscreen. She hardly ever takes a drink so is guaranteed to stay sober during all excursions.