Guess Who's Birthday Is Today !!

Anonymous writes: Rosie Beaucoup, is it anybody's birthday today??
Rosie Beaucoup Replies: Of course it is. It's Auntie Rach's (aka The Diva). Prior to Good Friday this year, she was known as just plain Rach. But her stature this year is enhanced not only by advanced age but by the new responsibilities she carries as a role model to Lucy Darling. Rachael is the child we have loved the longest.

I'll Protect You From the Jungle Beasts

Dear Rosie Beaucoup,
Sometimes? At night? My doll scares me. Do you think I'm afraid of the dark?
Signed,
Anonymous Little Girl

Rosie Beaucoup replies:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It is not the darkness you need fear. It's the things that go bump in the night. And, by the way, why does Movita call him Grasshopper?? Anyone can see that this is the Wolf Man!